Reverse Psychology Fan Gifts

The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'

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"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Contrarian Therapy

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Reading

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Reverse psychology

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'You're too aggressive.'

Sunny and Chair

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Reverse Psychology.

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."