Reverse Psychology Fan Pillows

The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'

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Contrarian Therapy

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

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Reverse psychology

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

Sunny and Chair

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Reverse Psychology.

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'