Reverse Psychologist Enthusiast Pillows

"Here's some advice, son..."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Reverse psychology

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Pavlov's Puppy

Free-Floating Anxiety

Computer help.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."