Reverse Psychologist Enthusiast Gifts

"Here's some advice, son..."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Reverse psychology

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Pavlov's Puppy

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Computer help.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"