Reverse Thinker Gifts

Snake Charmer

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Satya Nutella

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"The overthinker"

That party went well.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

No Immediate Danger

Reverse psychology

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Innovation & Calculation

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"1971... 2015..."

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

The New Age Dentist.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"You're overthinking this."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.