Reverse Psychology Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't believe a word I tell you.'

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

'Don't drop dead.'

The Reverse Psychologist

Jerry was a highly gifted psychologist. . .

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Reverse psychology

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Pavlov's Puppy

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Mummy Shrink.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."