Reverse Psychology Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't believe a word I tell you.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech online university. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No, that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

'Don't drop dead.'

The Reverse Psychologist

Jerry was a highly gifted psychologist. . .

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Reverse psychology

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Pavlov's Puppy

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Blok drives by New York City.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Polly tries reverse psychology

Mummy Shrink.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'