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Polly tries reverse psychology

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Reverse psychology

Pavlov's Puppy

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Blok drives by New York City.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Mummy Shrink.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."