Reverse Psychology Wizard Gifts

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Reverse psychology

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Creative accounting.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Polly tries reverse psychology

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

I love maths.

math faculty

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Illogic Tree

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

The Solution!

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Reverse Psychology.

Lateral Thinking

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'