Reverse Psychologist Gifts

Reverse psychology

Boss, as you know, I've decided to become a republican. A step in the right direction. As such, I'm begging you, please

Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Computer help.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Polly tries reverse psychology

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

1998: A Look Back

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Reverse Psychology.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

Reading

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Contrarian Therapy