Reverse Psychologist Gifts

Reverse psychology

Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Computer help.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

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1998: A Look Back

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Reverse Psychology.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

Reading

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Computer Diagnosis Man.

Contrarian Therapy

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

The Reverse Psychologist