Quirky Psychology Fans Pillows

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

In and out, in and out, in and out...

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'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"This guilt complex is killing me!"