Pop Psychology Aficionado Pillows

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Filet minion

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Hugh fans!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"