Pop Psychology Enthusiast Pillows

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

Waiting Room - Type B's only.

'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Anna Calvi

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

The Style of Elements

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Hugh fans!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"