Pop Psychology Fan Pillows

'You're right. It's not workin' for me. Thanks, Dr. Phil.' God finally admits there's a problem.

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Anna Calvi

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

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"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Dawing your Cellphone

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Early Colour TV

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Reese Witherspoon

"Hugh fans!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Michael Jackson

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Little Known Moments In History

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

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