Quirky Psychologist Pillows

"How long have you felt purrfect?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I hear voices.'

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"People were steal his ideas"

Pavlov's Cat