Quirky Intellectual Pillows

Treating OCD.

"He's the original absent-minded professor."

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Rene Descartes

"Minorities have it sooo easy. They show up at school, study hard, do all their work, and get good grades."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Map of the human brain

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Dreams I have had...

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Illogic Tree