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X-ray Psychology.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

'Maybe it isn't me. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's gone insane.'

"Believe me, you're just thinking about it too much."

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.