Insightful Innovator Gifts

"Of course we value your creativity and insight. We just don't value them very much."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Romantic Glass Blower

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Buy my data $20"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"The applications are limitless."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'That brush - how many dpi?'