Resourceful Innovator Gifts

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Buy my data $20"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'That was quick!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Snakecharming.

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."