Faithful Innovator Gifts

Amish-ish.

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Drive-thru Church

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"