Heartfelt Innovator Gifts

Romantic Glass Blower

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Isn't it great?!'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."