Emotional Inventor Gifts

"Young Frankenstein"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

Jr. cloning kit

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Romantic Glass Blower