Emotional Inventor Mugs

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"Young Frankenstein"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Jr. cloning kit

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"There's something I have to tell you."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Romantic Glass Blower

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."