Resourceful Thinker Gifts

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'The Questioner'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

World Production.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Reasonableman

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Female Brain and The Other One