Resourceful Eater Gifts

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."