Resourcefulness Appreciator Gifts

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

Couldn't you just lend me a paper clip?

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Flower growing from a bomb.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Life is just four letters...

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Einstein's brain.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

Scottish drill sergeant.

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

Policemen marching

My stroller's broken.