Resource Strategist Gifts

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

Will work for ETFs

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

World Production.

Population rocket

Blowing dust off an order book.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"Murray's the guy you replaced. He's decided to fight to get his job back."

Valuable Water

'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.