Resource Analyst Gifts

Crude oil and refined oil.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

World Production.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Off Duty.

Population rocket

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Awkward First Dates

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Blowing dust off an order book.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Relationships.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"I've had you appraised."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."