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Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

The Map of the human brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Playdough's The Republic

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Hamlet

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.