Funny Thinker Mugs

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

The Map of the human brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Playdough's The Republic

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Hamlet

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

The lesser of two evils.

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'