Clever Concept Seeker Gifts

"Look! No hands!"

The Map of the human brain

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Raincloud Umbrella

The Thought Process.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The Origami Society...

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Thought Cloud

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Oh course!'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Creative Juices

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Hypatia

Still life with salmon

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'I've invented copyright.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."