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'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I'm an enigma!"