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'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

"He didn't need a motive! He used a gun instead."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Guess who expires next..."

'Skeletons in my closet... naaar when I kill someone I store them in the freezer chest, that keeps the smell away'

'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.'

'Just as I thought Sargeant, all the hallmarks of another starter pistol shooting.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"That's hardly necessary!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"