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"'I'm going to kill you, Jenny Sue! Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I, Roger Z. Gramble, am going to kill you! 'No, no—don't!' 'Get ready, Jenny! Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger—don't kill me!' 'Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger!' ... "

Spy Thriller!

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers