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The Dorrie Decimal System

Dog spoiling book for cat

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

hard-boiled egg...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gen-Next Library

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Joan Hickson

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Don Quixote

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Pastorius wonders why.