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Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Chiller Theatre

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Pastorius wonders why.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers