Mystery Story Lover Mugs

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Treasure Island Book.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'