Mystery Lover Mugs

"Any clues?"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'..."

'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

"Well my records are factually CORRECT...but where's the PASSION, the MYSTERY, THE REAL ME!..." Electronic records will prolong consultations

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."

'Do you really care about my opinion or am I just a random sample?'

Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

'How are these secrets getting out? It's almost as if the competition has a fly on the boardroom wall!'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

Police Dog Training - "Try as he might, Rex could not master the freemason handshake"

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Silent type, eh?'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'Well, keep searching lads, they must've left some sort of clues.'

"Don't worry, we can handle all the arrangements for your husband. We can even make it look like an accident."

'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

'Sorry, but I can't tell you how I magically pop out of the hat: My contract has a non-disclosure clause...'