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"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."