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"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

Thomas Mann.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Television Readers.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Second hand furniture.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.