Clue Lover Prints

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers