Comedy Sleuths T-Shirts

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Missing Easter Egg

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

Corrupt politicians,

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

CIA Recommended TVs

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."