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'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Missing Easter Egg

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

The Banana Crime

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

The Police Artist.

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

Arthur Conan Doyle

"I'm looking for justice."

"After eliminating all suspects...the murderer can only one person."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.

'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'

"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

Chalk outline getting up behind a police officer.

"The carpet salesperson was right, a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'

The Police Artist.