Whimsical Detective T-Shirts

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'You're an inspector now?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Freedom!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

A stork races a deer while both carry a newborn.

'He died of too much money.'

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Safety Pin

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Kissing Game

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

Not Rapunzel.

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Golf Crime Scene.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"