Whimsical Detective T-Shirts

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'You're an inspector now?'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"Freedom!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

A stork races a deer while both carry a newborn.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'He died of too much money.'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Safety Pin

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Kissing Game

Golf Crime Scene.

Not Rapunzel.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"