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The Banana Crime

'Coco the klepto clown - come out, we know where you're hiding!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Missing Easter Egg

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The Complete Cycle.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Optician and the PI.

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."