Satirical Sleuth Prints

'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Experts through the ages.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Missing Easter Egg

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Whodunits

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

The Banana Crime

Conflicting Reports

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Stolen Crime Books.

Reporter at a crime scene.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"