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"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Dog Nightmares

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

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'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Sigmund Freud.

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He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Pipe dreams!

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'Who am I?'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

The Police Artist.

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"