Dreamy Doctor Gifts

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Be A Doctor

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Junior doctor kits.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

Junior doctor kits.

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"It's cooties."

'Reflexes normal.'