Doctor Dreamer Gifts

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"You're hired!"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'