Medical Expert Appreciator Gifts

Do Not Confuse Your Internet Search With my Medical Degree!

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'Long shift?'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Turn your head and cough."

Parts Department

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Covid vaccines

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"I can't find the instructions."

"This feels so familiar."

Caption Contest TK

"It appears you have a virus."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."